Sick Em D's definitions

Cold Clinch

Whe the woman your having sex with has Covid 19 and she coughs repeatedly....causing her vagina to clinch several times, until you cum.

Hey babe since you coughing I'm going to stop and get you some medicine...but before you take it can I get a COLD CLINCH..???

by Sick Em D August 21, 2022

Tender bender

Whe your having sex as fast as you can and your penis slips out, hitting the taint or the butthole causing it to bend in half.

I was about to cum but it slipped out and I got the worst TENDER BENDER of my life....Also known as the U-LOCK

by Sick Em D August 24, 2022

COTTON FIRE

When you smoke too much weed , and your mouth is so dry, you have no spit for Anal lube... But you both decide to do it any way.

How much weed did you smoke if you want anal I'm not down for a COTTON FIRE....Get the lube

by Sick Em D August 24, 2022

SOUR SOMBRERO

When your having sex with a girl on CINCO DE MAYO, and she asks you to cum In her hat...and you do...But you through it in the corner and frget about it....few days later the ( Sour SOMBRERO) ...!!!

Man she told me to give her a SOUR SOMBRERO...but she didn't have a hat....I did it anyway...also known as the crown o cream....

by Sick Em D August 24, 2022

Slip Chip

Its that little piece of poo you find on the bed after anal sex....But you don't remember seeing it hapen

I went to use the bathroom at work this morning, and there was a small chunk of poo on the FRONT of my underwear.....Must have been a SLIP CHIP.!.!.!.....Also know as the FRANK REYNOLDS....OR THE DEVITO SPEEDO...

by Sick Em D August 26, 2022

Need-Bead

No matter how long a string of anal beads are,...the NEED-BEAD is the very last bead that must "NOT" be inserted. The NEED-BEAD must be left out to insure retrieval of the remaining beads.

Accidently put the NEED-BEAD all the way in...Of course it got stuck, so we banged and I got it out later.

by Sick Em D October 25, 2022

SLOW DUCK

When your two fingering the G-SPOT with the intent of making her sqirt, and she does....Only your not quick enough to get out of the way in time...Resulting in a complete squirt to the face.

I now know what a squirt tastes like...I found the G-Spot and ended up a SLOW DUCK...

by Sick Em D November 1, 2022