Shawn E.'s definitions

Mad

acronym for Mutual Assured Destruction, a theory that states that a nation wouldn't begin a nuclear war because the opposing nation would destroy them in retaliation.

MAD may very well have saved all our asses from a nuclear holocaust on several occasions.

by Shawn E. November 6, 2003

the dude

the man for his time and place

You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude, so that's what you call me. Or maybe His Dudeness, or Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

by Shawn E. November 11, 2003

altamont

town and raceway made infamous by the 1969 free concert by the Rolling Stones, WHO HIRED THE HELL'S ANGELS TO PROVIDE SECURITY. Needless to say, shit got frantic and a kid died.

Smooth move dumbass. Tip 1 when planning a concert: DON'T HIRE BIKERS WHO WANT TO GANGRAPE YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE YOU BLEED TO DEATH FROM STAB WOUNDS AS SECURITY GAURDS.

by Shawn E. November 12, 2003

Pittsburgh Perm

Yet another mullet synonym. If you don't know what a mullet is, you have no business living in the Western Hemisphere.

Good God, look at Steve! He's gone beyond the Missouri Compromise and grown a Pittsburgh Perm

by Shawn E. April 14, 2003

Boston Buzzcut

another in the UD line of mullet synonyms.

Finnegan and Sully have dueling Boston Buzzcuts.

by Shawn E. April 14, 2003

short bus

Like a school bus, except supplied with helmets and seat belts to give the illusion of safety. Usually a converted Chevy 3500 van, not a true bus.

Night school students ride the short bus to smoke weed on the way to school without fear.

by Shawn E. April 15, 2003

Sin City

term referring to Las Vegas, Nevada; also a damn fine song by AC/DC.

Atlantic City sucks, we're going to Sin Cioty for the weekend.

by Shawn E. April 15, 2003