Samuel Adams's definitions

jpop

1. Name given to someone of the most unorthodox --- "gay" personality
2. Teenager with no pubescent characteristics whatsoever
3. Short; Small; Feeble; Weak; Slopped Shoulders; Not Funny
4. Younger brother is more masculine than the subject

God, that guy is such a jpop. He has no fucking pubes!

by Samuel Adams April 22, 2005

love fucked

being involved with someone or liking someone supremely and then getting shut down bc the counter part wants to remain friends instead.

sam: i wish we could make this night more special...*wink wink*
brook: me too.....but i think that u should know...... i just like u as a friend....
sam: NO!! i was totally just love fucked!

by samuel adams March 15, 2005

cumtastic

when something is so amazing that u cum.

franki: that was incredible
joe: i just cummed my pants
franki: that was friggin cumtastic

by samuel adams January 27, 2005

creamtastical

something that is so amazing that it makes u want to cream ur pants and then after the sensational feeling u do...

fred: holy crap that was amazing
franki: yea i think i got blue balls just from watching
fred: yea i no....ooo o god were do u want it were do u want it *just cummed*

by samuel adams January 27, 2005

scrotomascular

something so amazingly sexy that ur scrotem starts to burn and tingle and u need to put cold water or ice on it.

jason: wow what a cool... are u ok
devin: o dear jesus i need help!

by samuel adams January 27, 2005

shfifty five

the greatest number known to man from the american word the fucking collest shit ever... ever.

john: how many times did u do that sweet ass trick?!?!
marcus: like shfifty five times!!!

by samuel adams January 27, 2005

erectomagnificant

something u like so much that a slight mention of said thing and u get a raging roaring boner and then blue balls.

jack: i love music so much... omg i just got so hard!!! shit!!! my nuts!!!
cory: dude that isnt cool....

by samuel adams January 28, 2005