Sam A.M.'s definitions

Pre-Owned

In computer gaming, being pre-owned is being given the fact that no matter what, yo' ass is gonna get sacked.

Dude, I pre-own you in cs, don't even try

by Sam A.M. October 17, 2003

we need to talk

Variation of "I like you but you aren't what I want"; "I need to complain about something"; "I'm a muff diving whore"

X- Hey Sam?
Sam- What?
X- We need to talk...
Sam- Oh shit...

by Sam A.M. October 17, 2003

Deja Moo

The feeling you heard this bullshit before

X- Hey Sam, we need to talk...
Sam- Ohh shit... Deja Moo...

by Sam A.M. October 18, 2003

Blue Veiner

1. A well known penis pump

2. The penis pump a man named Erik wants to own

Erik: The blue veiner is only 60 bucks!!

by Sam A.M. October 18, 2003

Dinner Napkin

A girl who is much like a dinner napkin, hence meaning she is a ho and sits on everyone's lap (much like a napkin)

That ho's a dinner napkin

by Sam A.M. October 18, 2003

Town Bike

The girl that everyone has had sex with, the analogy is the town bike that everyone gets a ride from.

That ho's the town bike

by Sam A.M. October 18, 2003

Fly Skeleton Fly

A slang used in Halo, when playing "Oddball" if you do not wish to hold the skull anymore, you drop it, and either throw a grenade at it, or shoot it with a rocket, hence launching it to another point on the map.

*Red Team Advances*
Edgar from Blue Team: FLY SKELETON FLY

by Sam A.M. October 18, 2003