SM Jordan's definitions

achievement pants

A pair of imaginary pants used as a symbol to award someone when they've done something good, but hardly worth noting. Same as in giving someone a "cookie."

"Oh, you took out the trash? I'll go get the achievement pants for you to wear."

by SM Jordan October 13, 2004

cookie

Another imaginary award give to someone when they've done something good or benefiting, but not necessarily noteworthy.

"Tommy dried the dishes, let me get that boy a cookie!"

"The slow driver got out of the left-lane. I need to give her a cookie."

by SM Jordan October 13, 2004