Ryan Tucker's definitions

Weed Monkey

Person who habitually smokes weed with you but never returns the favor and never pay you.

Weed Monkey: wanna go smoke a bowl, dude?
John: heyyyyy man, quit being such a freaking weed monkey!

by Ryan Tucker January 19, 2007

Chalkcasion

A caucasion man or boy that is so white he is compared to chalk.

Damn did you see jerry? what a chalkcasion

by Ryan Tucker January 24, 2007

Choccasion

A person of Black and White descent.

John: Did you know Linda was a Choccasion?
Steve: Yeah, She has a little cream in her coffee.

by Ryan Tucker January 23, 2007