Ryan Guide's definitions

Llama

The South American beast-of-burden renowned for its fine wool and hairlip. A defeated Llama yields 2000 gold pieces and 150 experience points.

Ryan used the Llama's spit as lubricant because his peruvian escort had a dry cooter.

by Ryan Guide August 25, 2007

fingernail

The number one cause of vaginal tearing resulting in bad days for both women and men.

My cooter hurts; I thought I told you to trim the fingernail on your poker finger.

by Ryan Guide August 25, 2007

Moth-Head

A fool who smokes moth-balls.

My roommate is such a moth-head; I caught him scavenging moth-balls and rat poison in the attic at five in the morning.

by Ryan Guide January 18, 2008

AIDS baby

1. A baby born with the HIV, because its mama had a smelly cooter.
2. A rich kid crying about something unimportant.

1. Tamiqua popped an AIDS baby out of her birth canal.
2. Ryan started crying like an AIDS baby after he got stabbed in the face.

by Ryan Guide October 23, 2007

brain-donor card

A euphemism for marijuana. Instead of explicitly asking a random person for an illegal substance, it is used out of politeness and legal reasons.

Old hippy guy: Hey man... you got a brain-donor card?
Young dready: A brain-donor card? What the fuck is that?!

by Ryan Guide January 3, 2008

spell book

A euphemism for marijuana. Instead of explicitly asking a random person for an illegal substance, it is used out of politeness and legal reasons.

Old hippy guy: Hey man... you got any spell books?
Emo kid: I think my mom might have one.

by Ryan Guide January 3, 2008

whore-masting

Short for: "The mastering of whores."
A typical saying of men from the northern midwestern states (ie: Minnesota and Wisonsin), born in the 20's, 30', or 40's.
Used to describe the act of buying sluts drinks with the intention of engaging in sexual relations with them on weekend nights.

Grandpa: When I was your age, me & George went whore-masting every night.
Grandson: What's "whore-masting"?
Grandpa: The mastering of whores!
Grandson: Okay.

by Ryan Guide March 1, 2009