Ryan 's definitions

mobbing

Driving around with your friends and/or bitches, bumping music, having a good time, and hopefully picking up some more bitches.

Chase and I went mobbing last night and picked up some hoes.

by ryan November 20, 2003

schmob

The act of mobbing except 10 times sicker. Driving around, bumping some loud ass music (anything from gangsta rap to billy joel), being a crazy asshole and picking up some hoes.

We went schmobbing last night and had a sick ass fukin time

by ryan November 20, 2003

Hot Topic

GAP for Goths

Yea, I listen to Good Charlotte and shop at hot topic! Screw you, prep, I'm totally a hardcore goth!

by Ryan November 22, 2003

guaving

(gwa-ving) - v. to guave - the act of two or more individuals of the female persuasion abrading their labia majoras together with stimulation resulting from the thrusting of the hips; usually done for sexual gratification.

holy shit, my nizzel, did you see those two beotches guaving? i have a serious boner from that guave-sesh.

by Ryan November 23, 2003

tessellation

a repetition of odd shapes over and over again to form a bigger world of crap

look a my tessellation

by ryan November 25, 2003

turketor

the supreme overlord of all turkeys. He will someday rule all humans. he was murdered but brought back to life in the form of a red person

Hail turketor

by ryan November 25, 2003

durp

another word for dumb ass

ryan, your such a durp.

by ryan November 26, 2003