Ryan 's definitions

Whody

Whody means that anyone in "whody" will own j00 and decimate all.

FTP/WFO just got Owned by a WHODY

by Ryan January 29, 2005

Vesti

Where people make Fresh Prince of Bel-Air parodies (most which suck ass) and talk about Kates hoof.

WHAT THE HOOF?
Too lazy to find or think of a Bel-Air parody

by Ryan January 31, 2005

Penis Size

the length and/or width of a males reproductive organ (penis). The average for a 19 year old is apporximately 6.2".

My penis size is way bigger than yours!!!

by Ryan February 1, 2005

headiness

Headiness was first used in the long forgotten burroughs of western Antarctica where a group of delusional linguists were exiled after the great schism known today simply as Lingua Terminato. After the seventeenth century revolt, the purveyors of proper English beat the group known solely as the Blah Blahs, in a hard fought battle on the open plains of interpretative language. The Blah Blahs fought long and hard to maintain the ability to make up retarded words and use them in everyday language in hopes that the dotterels of society would hear these words used on t.v., believe they were actual words, and proceed to propagate their words amongst the uneducated and neurologically challenged. Then after years of constant build-up, this language would be used as secret code in order to overthrow the nations of proper English, the strategy being that their battle plans would be undecipherable to those of normal intelligence. After coming into power they would then build a society on the foundation of ignorance and live in perceived bliss for their remaining days.

I use the word headiness, so it is obvious I have no frontal lobes.

by ryan February 3, 2005

bigazzmfin

Ungodly large. Of a humongus or extreme size. Disproptionately and unnecessarily large.

That girl bigazzmfin jugs.

by Ryan February 4, 2005

Ray Charles

To ejaculate in both eyes of your partner so they cant see out of either eye. A variable of the Pirate special.

I was doing this bitch that I didnt really like so I gave her a ray charles, grabbed my cloths and got the fuck out...

by Ryan February 4, 2005

Napoleon Dynamite

This is definitely the worst movie of the early 21st Century; the WORST. Napoleon gives insult and injury to the awesome Corsican general and emperor of the same name who lived during the early 1800s. (Without the Dynamite, of course.)
The quotes that all the emo rockers and other teen/college-age faggots use from this movie are absolutely lame and weak. It seems that movies today are getting crappier and crappier.

Patton, Battle of The Bulge, Gettysburg, Ghostbusters, A Beautiful Mind, Saving Private Ryan, Groundhog Day, Citizen Kane, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Animal House, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Shining, Rainman.......now those are good movies. I'm the same age range that these kids who are saying Napoleon Dynamite is awesome; that makes me very ashamed.

by Ryan February 6, 2005