Ryan 's definitions

Zup

A lurker who has spontaneous insight. Rarely chats, but has strong views on several subjects. Generally is well liked by those that know them.

He's such a zup! Why can't he just be like us and flame the hell out of everyone?

by Ryan March 6, 2005

jackhammer

A sex position where you get the chic doggy style and begind to do her from the back. Then when she least expects it, pull her arms out from under her so that her face and shoulder fall to the bed with her ass in the air while you proceed to pound away.

I gave this chic the jackhammer, I'm surprised her teeth ddn't puncture the mattress.

by Ryan March 7, 2005

brobalicious

something that is deliciously bro.

That Von Zipper belt buckle is brobalicious.

by Ryan May 13, 2005

pseudointellectual

Created solely as an attempt to display the author's intellectual prowess though actually void of real pith; intellectualism as style rather than substance. Often relies on heavy name dropping and erudite, obscure terminology instead of easily understood, common words.

As much as I like DJ Spooky, when he starts talking on the CD I always skip the tracks to avoid his long pseudointellectual musings.

by Ryan March 9, 2005

swass

a sweaty ass, usually found on a fat person.

wow that chick gets a swass from walking up the stairs!

by ryan March 9, 2005

esp

Eletric Shock Protection. This is found is walkmans and other protable cd players. It keeps the cd from skipping

My Walkman dosent have ESP. Every time I fucking move it the cd skips.

by Ryan May 13, 2005

mbm

mom behind me. Used in AIM to tell the perosn your mom or some one else is behind you and to keep converstion clean.

Bill: Lets smoke that weed on Saturday

Bob: MBM

Bill: wat you doin this weekend?

by Ryan March 11, 2005