Roger Halunen's definitions

meteorolomythst

A variation of meteorologist pertaining specifically to TV weather people that have no credentials or scientific training in predicting the weather.

That meteorolomythst can really read a teleprompter and act in front of a green screen.

by Roger Halunen January 15, 2006

cunundrumucopia

Commingling of conundrum & cornucopia that specifically relates to having an abundance of problems or issues.

George W. Bush has found himself in a cunundrumucopia since we went into Iraq.

by Roger Halunen January 15, 2006

Cellhole

A person using a cell phone while being completely oblivious to their surroundings, other people, or tasks requiring full and immediate attention.

I watched a Cellhole weave dangerously in and out of traffic without using any turn indicators.

While navigating the store the Cellhole was compiling a verbal shopping list.

The ring tone in the theater indicated there was a Cellhole in the audience.

Just when the entrée arrived a Cellhole at the table next to ours decided to have an argument with his girlfriend.

by Roger Halunen January 19, 2006

Cellcoholic

A person addicted to Cell phone usage.

The Cellcoholic decided to have a little “Hair of the Dog” and made a call first thing in the morning.

Feeling despondent and lonely the Cellcoholic decided to call someone.

This time, the Cellcoholic thought, I can stop at just one call.

by Roger Halunen January 20, 2006

Mesomyopic

Showing a lack of foresight or long term planning in Mesopotamia (A geographic region in the Middle East also known as Persia or Iraq).

George W. Bush has proven to be Mesomyopic with his approach to the war, insurgency, or reconstruction in the Middle East

by Roger Halunen April 9, 2006

Audio Jacked

When the sound level is significantly increased during television commercials.

You're sitting on the couch straining to hear the dialog of your favorite TV program when a commercial comes on. The next thing you know the sheer volume of the ad has blasted you so far back into the couch you're finding coins and change that disappeared from your pockets when black & white TV was still in vogue. Congratulations; you've just been audio jacked!

by Roger Halunen September 4, 2008

Audio Jacked

When the sound level is significantly increased during television commercials.

You're sitting on the couch straining to hear the dialog of your favorite TV program when a commercial comes on. The next thing you know the sheer volume of the ad has blasted you so far back into the couch you're finding coins and change that disappeared from your pockets when black & white TV was still in vogue. Congratulations; you've just been audio jacked!

by Roger Halunen September 6, 2008