Rob Porter's definitions

cunt finder

1. (n.) A lothario; a man who sexually exploits women;

2. (n.) A pimp;

3. (n.) One who happens upon a woman who turns out to be a total bitch.

1. Benjamin is a habitual cunt finder.

2. If you don't mind paying to get laid, you need to consult a cunt finder.

3. After a few minutes with that slut, he realized that he was about to become a cunt finder.

by Rob Porter November 26, 2007

bunghole

1. (n.) Synonymous with anus/asshole/ringpiece/balloon knot.

2. (v.) To buttfuck a person (see also cornhole and pound).

1. You have a rather nice looking bunghole. Mind if I insert my holepole into it for a bit?

2. G'day, mate... I got my rocks off last night by getting bungholed by three different sailors.

by Rob Porter September 29, 2007

dinge binge

(n.) A certain kind of addictive feature that occurs when a dinge queen goes into a manic state.

"Hey, what's up with Bubba? Did he go on another dinge binge or something?"

"Yes. He's in Harlem Heaven right now."

by Rob Porter September 30, 2007

gleet

(n.) the whitish discharge that oozes from the urethra when one has gonorrhea. This is seen in both males and females (most other definitions of gleet referring to saliva and spitting are false. Gleet has nothing to do with saliva, unless you suck off or eat out a person with gonorrhea).

Is that gleet on your pants or are you just glad to see me?

by Rob Porter October 2, 2007

gross ignoramus

(n.) A person who is 144 times worse than a normal ignoramus.

"I move that we fire that smart-assed IT tech. He's a gross ignoramus."

by Rob Porter July 20, 2008

Barbara's Bush

(n.) The true origin of president George Walker Bush.

Nobody knew that Barbara's Bush would one day bear forth a fruit with the mentality of a vegetable.

by Rob Porter January 3, 2009

hoedown

(n.) What a police officer says on his radio after encountering an injured or dead prostitute.

"Unit 3 - we have a hoedown! Clear?"

by Rob Porter January 3, 2009