Repressed Humor Issues's definitions

throat sweat

The moisture that builds in the back of your throat when you image eating a food that is disgusting.

That tapioca pudding is giving me throat sweat..... Where's the puke bucket?

by Repressed Humor Issues January 9, 2024

liquid gorilla fun

When a very hairy male gets naked so that they can masturbate.

Dammit Jerry, can't you have you liquid gorilla fun at your own home?

by Repressed Humor Issues November 7, 2024

Lube Limit

The point where any adventure of any kind requires lube to continue.

Ryan thought his male stripper days were over... he hit the lube limit.

by Repressed Humor Issues November 26, 2024

Yolanda

The name you yell in the bar at the woman who's name you've forgotten but are too drunk to stop mid-greeting.

Hi, I'm Ryan. You must be Yolanda!

No, my name is Tracy.
Are you sure it's not Yolanda?

by Repressed Humor Issues November 27, 2024

Pega-Rex

A T-Rex that is also a Pegasus that m9stly talks to you when you take too much acid or give yourself you're 8th concussion.

Did you hear Ryan fell off the moving walkaway at the airport onto his head again and woke up screaming that the Pega-Rex was trying to eat him? I swear he's on drugs.

by Repressed Humor Issues July 8, 2025

Dragon Porn

Some call it romanticy (Romantic Adventure), but we all know that it's a bunch of dragons having sex.

My wife was reading her dragon porn again, until Ryan decided to introduce her to drag(on) queen porn.

by Repressed Humor Issues July 9, 2025

Danwich

When a man or woman has a threesome with two guys named Dan.

Ryan wanted to be the meat in a Danwich so badly he proposed to two men named Dan.

by Repressed Humor Issues August 25, 2025