RedRedRed Red 's definitions

Tinder Tornado

When unsure whether to swipe left or right, you make a circular swipe on the screen and let fate decide.

I'm taking a gamble on "Lexi". Gonna tinder tornado this one.

by RedRedRed Red August 31, 2016

Quivering sack

While sitting, a fart passes around the ball sack, causing the sack to quiver.

Sometimes I enjoy the feeling of a quivering sack.

by RedRedRed Red June 23, 2020

velcro vag

A vagina that sticks together by way of dried semen and when peeled apart in the labia region, makes the same sound distinct to Velcro.

After the Mandingo party, Mrs Pate had to clean her Velcro Vag.

by RedRedRed Red June 5, 2016

Conception Balm

Obviously semen but more specifically semen used as a lubricant after the performance of a creampie. In most cases, the person providing the semen will be the conception balm user at the time of second sexual encounter. If someone else is using your conception balm, it is simply sloppy seconds.

The second time is the best, especially when I leave behind some conception balm.

by RedRedRed Red May 25, 2016

Wyoming windsock

The act of blowing a queef on a ball sack.

Last night, Airwrecka queefed on my balls. It's called a Wyoming windsock.

by RedRedRed Red June 16, 2016

Minnesota Muster

Group sex in the northern tier states during the dead of winter. Possibly the only way to kill time when it's too cold to be outside.

We're all going to Minnesota Muster at Larry and Sharon's house. Last time we went, my driveway froze over and Tulip got pregnant.

by RedRedRed Red June 16, 2016

Convenience Store Special

The act of kiestering a hot dog until it has been sufficiently warmed and then shat into a bun.

Tom, did you get the convenience store special?

Yeah Dave, I did. I don’t recommend the chili though.

by RedRedRed Red November 7, 2023