Red Guardian's definitions

brown apple

Smacking a woman in the head with your dick repeatedly leaving a bruise in the shape of an apple.

The bitch started talking about her feelings so I gave her a brown apple.

by Red Guardian September 8, 2007

Opsie

A major failure in operations spawning from poor engineering by cross-dressing asexual mutes with no imagination. Not to be confused with oopsie used by only nine-year-old to describe someone who has done something wrong,

After an opsie, that place is now a sinking ship.

by Red Guardian March 23, 2022

OPSIE

A collosal failure in automation efforts designed by cross-dressing asexual mutes. Not to be confused with oopsie, a work commonly used by nine-year-olds to describe a fund mistake.

After the opsie, that place is a sinking ship

by Red Guardian March 23, 2022