Real-Life NPC's definitions

qwertlkjhgzxcvbpoiuyasdfmn

When you are either so bored or so determined to find a new 'Qwerty' configuration that on the first row you go from left to right ending at the middle of the keyboard, then right to left on the second row again ending on the middle , then left to right also ending in the middle, then you repeat this but switch the directions.

Jim whispered to Maddie, "I think Larry's having a stroke,".
Larry then proceeded to spin on the ground, "qwertlkjhgzxcvbpoiuyasdfmn," he blurted.

by Real-Life NPC June 4, 2022

Chicken

A land-duck

Look at all those chickens

by Real-Life NPC June 4, 2022

Ur Ban Dictionary

What the 'Urban Dictionary' logo looks like if you squint real hard

"I got banned"
"How do you know?"
"I saw my name on the Ur Ban Dictionary"

by Real-Life NPC June 4, 2022

Tedpig

How I thought Tepig was pronounced for the past 14 years of my life

"it's not Tedpig bro..."

by Real-Life NPC June 4, 2022

efmjufujzsdajsidjfmdisdmjv

If an infinite amount of monkeys were locked in a room with typewriters for an infinite amount of time then they might write this, but they would most likely die of thirst

I bet no-one will even type efmjufujzsdajsidjfmdisdmjv in the urban dictionary

by Real-Life NPC June 4, 2022

Image.mp3

Wait what?

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-blue screen of death-

by Real-Life NPC June 4, 2022

gae

Why are you gae?

Why are you gae?

by Real-Life NPC June 4, 2022