Ramrod's definitions

septic slurper

one who commits the act of digging up a septic tank, cutting off the top, and proceding to slurp up the shit inside. Often, swimming can occur as well

mike panz is a fucking septic slurper

by RAMROD October 10, 2003

foreskin lips

someone who circumsizes themselves and then proceedes to glue the remaing foresin to their lips

foreskin lips = mike panz

by RAMROD October 10, 2003

Ch

A form of measurement in reference to body hair. Specifically a cunt hair.

“That ball was a ch away from hitting my face”

“The painting was just a ch away from being perfectly level”

“If that stab wound was just a ch to the left it would have hit their heart”

by Ramrod July 24, 2022

C-plain

a peruvian who just complains constantly also known as a pulsating poon or a thrusting vag

My gf is a c-plain she never shuts the fuck up

by ramrod December 5, 2004

PorcelainTom

A frail friend who collapses like a bunch of brocoli after a single heart punch and then turns into a C-plain for four weeks after

Porcelain Tom is SLN

by ramrod December 5, 2004

Coco

Tall, lanky ape like male, who is goofy like a monkey with a 30 feet wing span and can be seen eating his own feces

Coco has a white explorer

by ramrod December 5, 2004

Pelotas

A pet name for your boyfriend's balls.

I love playing with Johnny's pelotas....

by ramrod December 5, 2004