ROB's definitions

Blackillac

Any vehicle of the Cadillac brand which has been extensively and personally stylized by its stylish African-American owner.

-me: Man, you have a nice Blackillac. Wish I had one!

-Blackillac driver: You can't, you're white.

-me: <frown>

by Rob April 24, 2008

oreo

When a male member of the caucasian race is recieving oral sex from a African American female, when viewed under dim light resembles the look of an Oreo cookie(two black cookies with white filler in the middle). Can be refered to as a doulbe stuff in two members are recieving oral sex from the same girl.

Damn, that was a great oreo I recieved form that girl at the club last night!

by Rob April 8, 2006

tweener

oral sex on the area area between the balls & a-hole; licking the perineum, male or female.

she lifted up my sack and gave me a "tweener"

see also "bonch"
see also "tossing the salad"

by rob April 9, 2006

ninja bike

An idiotic and naive reference to any motorcycle that resembles the famous line of motorcycles from Kawasaki. More accurately termed sportbike. Sometimes called crotch rocket as well. Often inaccurately lumped together as a group of any non-cruiser motorcycles.

Dude:Hey baby you wanna go for a ride on my motorcycle
Chick: That depends, Is it a Harley or a ninja bike?

by Rob March 3, 2006

For my health

A smart ass comment you make when someone asks you why you are doing some kind of action that shouldn't need an explanation.

"Hey! Why do you sit when you play the guitar?"
"It's for my health"

by Rob March 4, 2006

izoozi

An indian/pakistani dude who has terrible English and always gets his ass kicked by his friends.

American dude : Why does that guy have terrible English?
Indian dude: Oh, he must be an izoozi!

by Rob June 17, 2006

Coleman

The act of going to the bathroom and absolutely destroying it only 5 minutes after completing your previous meal. Room clearing gaseous emissions and cracked toilet bowls are usually the end products. On instances, ripe bananas and used rubbers have been known to be the only remnants of a Coleman.

I just finished my food, but man do I gotta drop a coleman.

by Rob June 19, 2006