Professor Hulk's definitions

Schnibsy

A tall pouring (8-12 oz) of an alcoholic beverage, usually whiskey, that is drunk in the early or mid afternoon.

When my grandfather visited my uncle's gas station, they would often pour a schnibsy or two at around 3 in the afternoon.

by Professor Hulk May 18, 2018

Schnibsy

A large pour of whiskey straight up, usually drank in the early afternoon hours.

My grandfather would often meet at my Uncle's gas station and have a schnibsy or two before the gas station closed at 6pm.

by Professor Hulk May 23, 2018

Three Sips McGee

Noun - A person, usually a guest, who repeatedly demonstrates annoying tendency to open a 16 oz drink and only consume three sips, wasting most of the drink.

At a young age, Remi was a Three Sips McGee and wasted a lot of ice tea.

by Professor Hulk December 9, 2017

Cookie Leg

The affect on your body from consuming massive quantities of cookies (usually chocolate chip). Symptoms typically include: numbness in lower extremities of the body, feelings of bloated-ness leading to an urgent need to lie down on the nearest floor, an inability to communicate with more than single-syllable words, uncontrollable moaning and sighing.

After consuming an entire batch of Ruth's chocolate chip cookies, Ian experienced a severe case of "Cookie Leg", and was last seen in a coma-like state lying on the living room floor.

by Professor Hulk June 4, 2021

Doing a Sunak

Verb - To fail miserably through arrogance and hubris.

Boris Johnson’s throwing of parties during the pandemic, in direct violation of lockdown rules, is a prime example of a politician "Doing a Sunak".

by Professor Hulk June 27, 2024