Polyester.Specter's definitions

Richfugees

When rich people get stranded, and robbed, and must live like temporary refugees.

Millionaire Steve's family became richfugees, when they got stranded on an island without food, or money.

by Polyester.Specter May 3, 2017

kittenfreude

Feeling general pleasure, often accompanied by giggles, derived from cats, or kittens' hilarious misfortunes.

Steve had a feeling of kittenfreude, when he scared the crap outta Fluffers with a cucumber.

by Polyester.Specter February 15, 2017

Necrotizing Karenitis

An acute disease which doesn't allow Karens to wear masks to public places, followed by chronic asking-to-see-the-manager to complain about their rights being infringed upon.

Symptoms may include:
Threatening to sue
Filming the scene on their phones
Posting video on social media
Flat-earth beliefs
MAGA hat-wearing

Calling cops on black folks for existing

Woman demands to speak to the manager after being denied entry to the supermarket without a protective mask during the Covid-19 outbreak, and threatens to sue, which indicates she's suffering from Stage IV Necrotizing Karenitis.

by Polyester.Specter May 20, 2020

Cuntjunctivitis

A condition in which a person uses a medical excuse to behave like complete, privileged dicks.

Karen: "I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION SO I CAN'T WEAR A MASK!"
Laura: "Is it CUNTjunctivitis?"

by Polyester.Specter May 20, 2020