Plumbermark 's definitions

Sausage log

A hole drilled into a log that is then filled with any kind of sausage product. Commonly used when a dildo is unavailable.

“My husband is out for the week! Time to dust off the old Sausage Log!”

by Plumbermark March 14, 2025

Pork Belly

The sexual act of inserting a Ham Hawk into a vagina and removing the bone to create a tighter hole and a more pleasurable experience. Common with adults who have had multiple children, or after your wife visits with her “good friend”

Have to go to the store, after my wife visits with her personal trainer we need to pork belly for me to feel anything

by Plumbermark January 13, 2026