Phil Errup's definitions

Forté

Area of expertise; a person's greatest strength.

My forté is painting, Mbecause paintings are very good.

by Phil Errup October 13, 2004

Brung

It's not really a ghetto word for brought, just an example of bad grammar.

Sherman: I brung my homework to class.

Ms. Glasset: Since this is Language Arts, I can only assume that you're going to get an 'F' on it.

by Phil Errup October 14, 2004

Jeeves

The internet butler of Ask.com.

I asked Jeeves about his stanced on abortion, but he brought up some abortion clinic's website.

by Phil Errup October 19, 2004

Urban Legend

A story passed down through the generations by word of mouth, often involving a tall tale. These often involve haunted houses, apartment complexes, and ridiculous creatures (i.e. sewer gators) in the city.

The haunted room in the apartment on 35th is an urban legend.

by Phil Errup October 19, 2004

Bronx

There is no such thing. See The Bronx.

Lonnie: "I went to Bronx."

Phil: "You went nowhere, little man. No such place exists.

by Phil Errup October 19, 2004

Stall

The structure enclosing a toilet in a public restroom. There is no stall surrounding a urinal.

Hide in the stall! The Dos Amigos are coming!

by Phil Errup October 19, 2004

Diff'rent Strokes

Famous '80s sitcom starring Gary Coleman as Arnold and some other guy as Willis. All of its three former stars (save for the guy who played Mr. Drummond) have been involved in some controversy: Gary Coleman punched some woman in a parking lot, and Willis became addicted to drugs, but overcame his addiction. Dana Plato, however, succumbed to her addiction.

Deiff'rent Strokes isn't on much anymore.

by Phil Errup October 19, 2004