Phantom Definition Writer's definitions

American Football

See Rugby For Girls

American Football isn't even football, because you hardly use your foot.

by Phantom Definition Writer July 28, 2008

Lost

Overhyped US TV show, that should have been a 2 part TV movie but instead was dragged out into an endless stream of forty minutes episodes that never lead anywhere.

Whoever wrote polar bears into the storyline of Lost is an idiot.

by Phantom Definition Writer October 29, 2005

Kurt Russell

The greatest actor in the universe.

Robert De Niro wishes he was Kurt Russell.

by Phantom Definition Writer October 16, 2005

Chainsaw

Thing you use to kill zombies.

I know I guy who chops up wood with his chainsaw. Idiot.

by Phantom Definition Writer October 29, 2005

John Carpenter

The best damn director in the universe. He created Snake Plissken, Jack Burton, the greatest 80s synth scores and outdid Howard Hawks...twice.

John Carpenter needs to do another film with Kurt Russell.

by Phantom Definition Writer December 28, 2005

Captain Rhodes

Joe Pilato's character in Day of the Dead. Universally known to be a badass although he doesn't actually do anything badass, apart from bad mouth all the other characters and yell at zombies.

Still cool.

CHOOOOOKE ON 'EM! says Captain Rhodes.

by Phantom Definition Writer December 28, 2005

David Bowie

Musical equivalent of the Big Bang.

David Bowie renders most other music obsolete.

by Phantom Definition Writer December 28, 2005