Oracle's definitions

bollix

Alternative (eg internet) spelling of bollocks, as used by Gav Bell.

On msn: "bollix left me fukin mobile at uni"

by oracle March 12, 2004

delays

Polite way of saying "fucked up" from a position of public responsibility.

"There are delays on the bakerloo line / M6 / completing wembley stadium.

by oracle March 12, 2004

castle vale

Large council estate (US: "Project") in north Birmingham. Full of burning cars and gunfights.

"Shit me how did we end up in castle vale?!? Lock the doors.."

by oracle March 12, 2004

tube tannoy

System of stiff, pre-recorded announcements on the tube. Bastard annoying repeated at every stop every morning and evening.

"The next station is Charing Cross. Change here for the Northern Line and National Rail services. Alight here for Trafalgar Square"...Train stops..."This is Charing cross"...continues as before..."This is a Bakerloo Line train for Harrow and Wealdstone. This train is ready to depart- stand clear of the closing doors"... BEEP BEEP BEEP

by oracle March 12, 2004

bum stitches

Tamworth term for slag. From a certain local girl who needed her arsehole stitched after heavy anal sex.

"Jesus, shes a case for Bum Stitches"

by oracle March 12, 2004

Polesworth

Small village near Tamworth, full of scallies. Term for slag.

"Shes a bit Polesworth"

by oracle March 12, 2004

carrot cruncher

West midland term for an east midlander, due to their strange, rural ways and a propensity for crunching carrots.

"Kettering, full of fucking carrot crunchers"

by oracle March 12, 2004