Not a Philistine's definitions

so cave

1. Very outdated.

2. Anything that is poor taste and lacks common decency.

His smart phone is so cave.

His table manners are so cave.

by Not a Philistine October 1, 2016

sick prick

A penis with any sexually transmitted disease especially gonorrhea.

I CAN'T FUCK MY GIRLFRIEND FOR SEVERAL MORE DAYS CAUSE I GOT A SICK PRICK.

by Not a Philistine October 4, 2016

girlragestages123

The first of 3 increasing rage stages your girlfriend uses to show you she's mad at you. Girlragestage1, the silent treatment; girlragestage2, she cuts off sex; girlragestage3, she makes a scene in front of your friends.

My girlfriend just today started stage 1 of the typical predicatable girlragestages123.

by Not a Philistine October 8, 2016

mental athlete

A person who is devoted to intellectual pursuits and studies.

Since he's a mental athlete, he should be good on the TV game show Jeopardy.

by Not a Philistine October 9, 2016

bloody mary

Eating a woman's pussy juices only to discover she started her period too early.

I got up to take a piss and looked in the mirror and saw I had a bloody mary on my face.

by Not a Philistine October 9, 2016

verbal vomit

A forceful and continuous stream of many hurtful, hateful, angry, insulting, personal verbal attacks.

I feel I need to take a shower after she spewed all that verbal vomit at me.

by Not a Philistine December 2, 2016

pimp a baby

Using a trusted person's baby or small child to claim as a qualifying child on your taxes to lower your tax due or get a money refund. The trusted person must not be required to (or will not) file taxes.

It's tax time and I need to find someone I can trust to a pimp a baby.

by Not a Philistine December 2, 2016