Nick S's definitions

dixel

An extremely small penis. A dick the size of a pixel.

Female 1: "Oh my god, I can't believe you went home with HIM! He is so hot!"
Female 2: "Oh guuuurl, but we got to his place after the club and he drops his pants and whips out a DIXEL!"
Female 1: "Aaaah heeeeelll nah gurl!"

by Nick S February 10, 2014

Fatter than a Republican in a Tub Full of Poor People

A phrase expressing shock at a person's size. Republicans are known to suck the blood of the poor as primary sustenance. Naturally, a Republican may become quite fat when allowed to feast freely on the poor.

Look at that guy walking into Wal-Mart to buy Twinkies! He's fatter than a Republican in a tub full of poor people.

by Nick S December 5, 2004

Sodomographic

An adjective used primarily to describe gay porn. Refers to the graphic act of sodomy.

Did you see the new Oliver Stone movie, "Alexander"? It was sodomographic!

by Nick S December 5, 2004

Perpendiculate

The act of becoming perpendicular to something, usually the floor.

My alarm kept going off this morning but I just couldn't gather enough energy to perpendiculate myself.

by Nick S December 5, 2004

Big Pun

An insult suggesting one is too fat to move or contribute to society in other ways and is doomed to only produce rap music.

Grandma, put down those Ho-Ho's and quit being a Big Pun or the government will have to pay you disability pretty soon.

by Nick S December 5, 2004

DDR

A game which medical experts have suggested may assist youth in losing weight. It seems to consist of jumping around and engaging in a series of moves so ridiculous that a person performing them on any real dance floor would be laughed out of the club.

You couldn't pick up a girl at the club? Maybe it's because you pulled out those DDR moves.

by Nick S December 6, 2004

Scourge of the Fat Race

The irreparable harm inflicted on modern civilization by the Fat Race, or, the race of humans who carry enough excess fat to be classified as obese.

I was exposed to the scourge of the fat race when an airplane passenger who sat next to me was overflowing into my seat and cutting off my circulation.

by Nick S December 5, 2004