Nick Conte's definitions

Punching The Clown

The act of masturbation. Commonly known as jerking off...

Since she left i've been punching the clown like twice a day.

by Nick Conte October 4, 2005

Carteret

A town located just off the 12th Exit of the Turnpike. Home to many fine establishments; IE Such's, Kelly's Pub, and Charlie's Angels. Commonly known for it's rich industrial commerce. However, has been made infamous by it's long standing reputation as a leader in drug distribution, sales, and consumption. Traditionally recognized for it's ability to produce crime, alien encounters, and football prowess.

If you come to Carteret and run your mouth, your bound to get Timberland up.

by Nick Conte October 4, 2005