Moon Daddy's definitions

yummy down

An expression used to request fellatio from someone. Generally not used instances relating to cunnilingus.

C'mon girl, yummy down on this.

by Moon Daddy June 26, 2005

boat load

Precisely one half of one fuck load.

"Get me two boat loads of mustard for my face."

by Moon Daddy February 26, 2008

dilden

The proper pluralization of dildo, as opposed to dildos.

She utilized many dilden during her performance of The Aristocrats.

by Moon Daddy February 28, 2008

shrinkubus

The penis of an incubus that has become flaccid during an attempted nocturnal rape.

"That demon's penis just went all shrinkubus."

by Moon Daddy August 19, 2008

dutch pickle

Traditional Netherlander method of preserving the penis of deceased husband in brine to be used by the wife in perpetuity. First usage dates to late 16th century Amsterdam.

"The Dutch pickle everything. Even penises. Hence: the dutch pickle."

by Moon Daddy November 26, 2020

dutch pickle

Preserving in brine the detached penis of the Dutch husband after death. First usage traced to late 16th century Amsterdam, the dutch pickle pre-dates the modern dildo by four hundred years.

"The Dutch pickle everything, even penises. Hence: the dutch pickle."

by Moon Daddy November 26, 2020

mudhoof

Resembling the crud-encrusted extremity of a hard-working equine, the mudhoof refers to ridiculously oversized labia which make the legendary "beef curtains" look like a fresh young peach.

Any owner of said mudhoof can also be referred to as one themselves.

"I choked while going down on her, as she was the owner of a particularly large, sweaty mudhoof."

by Moon Daddy July 19, 2012