Monkey Man's definitions

valentine's day

A legal prostitution day where the male buys the female a box of candy just so she will put out once a year.

i am getting you this box of cocao for valentines day- please have sex with me.

by Monkey Man February 2, 2004

fuck tart

used when someone acts as, or is being a "fuck tart" or "fucktart" not to be mistaken for a toaster pastry.

you fuck tart

by Monkey Man April 7, 2003

thumpkin

one who is being a ass

dum thumpkin

by Monkey Man April 7, 2003

dick licker

one who is skilled in the art of licking dicks

Josh Wise is a dick licker

by Monkey Man April 7, 2003

dickling

one who has a small penis
or baby penis

a baby duck is small so it is a duckling
a baby penis is small so it is a dickling

what an ugly dickling in your ugly goodwill pants

by Monkey Man April 7, 2003

fart

when air rumpling throgh the rectum and desends out yo ass bitch

i let one go

by Monkey Man April 7, 2003

T.C.B.

Team Canyon Bitches; the name a certain Soach cameup with for a team.

Takin' Care of Business or Team Canyon Bitches?

by Monkey Man May 26, 2003