Memetic Man's definitions

Asshole

something we all are in some way.

Asshole 1: You're an asshole
Asshole 2: Yes I am, and so are you

by Memetic Man January 18, 2011

Perverts

90% of people on urbandictionary. Don't believe me. Look up something nonsexual and I guarantee you that you'll find at least 1 or 2 definitions making it sexual.

Generic example person: generic example phrase to show you mindless drones how perverts is used
Generic example person 2: generic example response

by Memetic Man January 18, 2011

Dodongos

Creatures that Link can't wait to bomb. It should be noted that they dislike smoke.

Link: I can't wait to bomb some Dodongos

by Memetic Man July 23, 2010

Phoenis

Pronounced: Fee-Nis
A way of saying penis only its more epic

Gay Fag #1: Look at my large penis
Gay Fag #2: Thats no penis, its a Phoenis!

by Memetic Man July 27, 2010

Hedgehog

A subspecies of Saiyan found on earth. Unlike the ones found on Planet Vegeta, these Saiyans resemble a shrew with spikes on it's back. They are extremely fast and will tell people that they're too slow. They can go Super Saiyan when exposed to 7 chaos emeralds.

I have a pet hedgehog. His name is Sonic. He ran away and told me I'm too slow.

by Memetic Man August 5, 2010