Matt M's definitions

Suffolk (U.K County)

Lots of farmers and old people,'nuff said really...

<two teenagers walking through a town centre in Suffolk>

Teen#1: There's a lot more old people about today...hang on...oh shit...

Teen#2: What?

Teen#1: I've just remembered, it's pension day!

Teen#2: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

by Matt M April 11, 2005

Jizzamagoo

A word made by me that you use as in insult or just for the hell of it.

Haha its mister jizzamagoo

Hey whats up? Jizzamagoo!!!

by Matt M November 22, 2003

Fannyscrape

One who partakes in the scraping of fannys. Usually a big pikey piece of shit.

See Pikey

"Quiet, fannyscrape(r)"

by Matt M December 2, 2003

Chickenbugger

A snack, containing 'chicken', that tastes like the pulverised rectum of said animal.

(evolved from the word 'Chickenburger')

"I just bought meself a Chickenbugger"

by Matt M December 2, 2003

chevy

Best damned cars around! 197k miles on my Camaro, and only problme I ever had with it was blowing the rear end.. but even then it was still driveable..

My Camaro has 197k+ miles, and is still leavin 30+foot strips!

by Matt M May 16, 2004

King of the Chocolate Gays

Bunch of gay people made out of chocolate

"The Next person to walk in the room is King of the Chocolate Gays"

by Matt M April 19, 2004

bitch'd up

raped-many times-over an over again, kicked square in the nuts

Yo, viz just got Bitch'd Up, that nigga tried stealing my Corne Bred.

by Matt M May 30, 2003