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When you have a birthday so close to Christmas that you get screwed out of two separate days of presents.
Instead of birthday and Christmas presents, you get "Brithmas" presents.
If your actual birthday falls before Christmas, you know you won't be getting anything on Christmas day and if it falls after Christmas, you know there won't be any birthday presents.
If your birthday falls ON Christmas... you're boned but at least there won't be a full day of letdown.
Instead of birthday and Christmas presents, you get "Brithmas" presents.
If your actual birthday falls before Christmas, you know you won't be getting anything on Christmas day and if it falls after Christmas, you know there won't be any birthday presents.
If your birthday falls ON Christmas... you're boned but at least there won't be a full day of letdown.
1. I've never received a birthday gift nor a Christmas present... only a Brithmas gift.
2. Brithmas gifts are usually a license for people to kill two birds with one stone while spending only for a single present.
2. Brithmas gifts are usually a license for people to kill two birds with one stone while spending only for a single present.
by Master Control December 21, 2008
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Buffalo used to be cool.
It used to be semi-prosperous.
It used to be respectable.
It used to be inhabitable.
I'm not saying that if Scott Norwood makes that kick anything changes, but it wouldn't have made things worse.
The blue-collar factories and steel industry are, for the most part, long dead.
The political situation in Buffalo is, for lack of better words, a filthy stinking cesspool of overspending, patronage, and pork.
The inner city is a wasteland of crime, poverty, drugs. They could have saved it, revitalized the whole damn thing, but instead of building the University Center at Buffalo actually IN Buffalo, they built it in the suburbs.
I'm not going to go into the weather. Let's leave it at: when you can't remember what spring feels like, you know you're in Buffalo.
Buffalo used to be cool.
It used to be semi-prosperous.
It used to be respectable.
It used to be inhabitable.
I'm not saying that if Scott Norwood makes that kick anything changes, but it wouldn't have made things worse.
The blue-collar factories and steel industry are, for the most part, long dead.
The political situation in Buffalo is, for lack of better words, a filthy stinking cesspool of overspending, patronage, and pork.
The inner city is a wasteland of crime, poverty, drugs. They could have saved it, revitalized the whole damn thing, but instead of building the University Center at Buffalo actually IN Buffalo, they built it in the suburbs.
I'm not going to go into the weather. Let's leave it at: when you can't remember what spring feels like, you know you're in Buffalo.
Stewardess: Due a a freak blizzard in May, we cannot take off. Enjoy Buffalo.
Passenger: Buffalo?! What a shithole...
Passenger: Buffalo?! What a shithole...
by Master Control March 17, 2005
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