Martin Swift's definitions

Hyper Cunt

A person who goes out of their way to be cunt, or is deliberatly bitchy for no real reason.

God, that hyper cunt just hit a cat, for no reason.

Dude you shit on that guys porch? Why?

Dude, he has it coming, eighty year old bastard.

Wow dude, you are a hyper cunt.

by Martin Swift August 19, 2008

Cunt Whale

Some one who is an enormous cunt, the biggest cunt you can possibly imagine, there is no size limit for a cunt whale.

It all depends on amount of bitch, slutty-ness, and cuntism in their system.

Demonstrated in this formula.

Bitch+Sluttiness * Cuntism = The Cunt Whale Factor

Dude she went back to her ex's house and gave him a hug, just to be a bitch you say?

WHAT A CUNT WHALE!

by Martin Swift August 19, 2008