Magnus Beefstroke's definitions

shave the cucumber

To take a solid dump.

Well, boys - after that massive dinner, it’s time to go shave the cucumber.

by Magnus Beefstroke October 2, 2021

catch grease

Where one person gets chastised, but others are also admonished simply by being in close proximity - similar to splattering grease.

Man, those servers are going to catch grease from the kitchen for Jessica’s mistake.

by Magnus Beefstroke October 2, 2021