MATTHEW's definitions

Hand-check

something an administrator would yell to a group of hormonal horny kids, as to check to make sure all hands are doing what they are supposed to be doing.. and not down anybody else's pants.

they yelled hand check and all of us had to put our hands in the air

by matthew February 28, 2005

CruddyBuddy

A mythical creature who dwells as the master of Critteroth and spends him time fighting over a bag of cookies with Oreo Bear. Other characters in the CruddyBuddy stories include Admiral Barnacle, Oren Oreo, Crappy Pappy, Cruddina Buddina, Hariel the Mermaid, and Sid the Squirrel.

Cruddy Buddy swore he would give up his whole bag of Oreos if Oreo Bear would become alive again, but then went back on his word when he found out Oreo Bear hadn't died.

by Matthew May 13, 2005

Silvertone

An absolutely amazing band

You know when a song moves you but you don't know why. This one knocks you on your ass and screams the reasons.

by Matthew March 4, 2005

hommilez

To Use A Gay/Homosexual Action Without actually being gay
or
To be very excited about someone or something.

Yo guy stop touching me dats hommilez

Yah man im hommilez for that movie

by Matthew March 5, 2005

cock gumball

This saying originated in Little Rock, Arkansas. It was first used when discussion the unfortunate actions of a particular young man's friends.

"Stop being such a cock gumball."

"I'll be a cock gumball."

My jeans were stuck to my pimpled nut...due to my cock gumball.

by Matthew May 1, 2004

fuckmook

A complete and total dumbass; a moron oblivious to their surroundings; one who is unable to grasp the obvious.

Derived from the character of Sheldon Sands in the film Once Upon a Time in Mexico.

I can't see, fuckmook, I have no eyes!

by Matthew May 10, 2004

kerplinkerdinker

Any amazing technique whose name you can't pronounce easily; an astounding skill or ability that someone has.

Derives from the English-language dub of the anime "Rurouni Kenshin", in which Lynn Fischer was prone to (understandably) flubbing the pronunciation of Kenshin's sword techniques.

Then he dove at his enemy, and unleashed the....kerplinkerdinker!

by Matthew May 10, 2004