M.C. Shithead's definitions

slave market

A place where there are more African Americans than any other ethnic group.

Damn, this party's a slave market, yo

by M.C. Shithead June 26, 2005

18

The age when you can fuck a girl and not get jail time.

I can't screw her yet. She's not 18, so I might get jail time.

by M.C. Shithead April 21, 2005

California license plate

A tattoo found on the small of a woman's back. Most commonly found among women in California, hence the name. Also known as bitch tat. It is often speculated that women with such tattoos may be undersexed nymphomaniacs or flat-out sluts.

Yo, I can see that chick's California license plate sticking out from her low-rise jeans

by M.C. Shithead April 22, 2005

french army

An complete oxymoron.

The French got pwned in both World Wars without U.S. help.

by M.C. Shithead April 22, 2005

Max Payne

1. noun. Uber-cop who can kill people in super-duper-slow-motion.

2. verb. The act of performing a task of heroic proportoins against apparently insurmountable odds.

Whew! I totally Max Payne-d that girl's home phone number!

by M.C. Shithead April 28, 2005

man jose

Derogatory nickname for the city of San Jose, Calif., and/or the surrounding communities in the area. Refers to the high male-to-female population because of the high number of male-dominated high-tech jobs.

Dude, after I graduate, I'm moving out of Man Jose.

by M.C. Shithead May 13, 2005