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A Park Ranger’s Breakfast consists of using maple syrup as a lubricant during sexual intercourse ,then once both party’s have finished, a sprinkling of all purpose flour is added to the female genitalia, which should be hastily eaten hence fourth the park rangers breakfast
Mate I ate good this morning, Jane let me dine on a park ranger’s breakfast! I’m so full of man batter and discharge.
by Larry Longbottom November 5, 2025
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Oh mate I gave Jane a proper seeing to the other night, she thanked my with a park rangers breakfast.
by Larry Longbottom November 5, 2025
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Once captured, the bottle must be mildly shaken to aggravate the assailant, then the mouth of the bottle should be placed up the anus of the willing participant with haste to ensure no escape can occur and left for a period of time until the bottle is “emptied”.
Once captured, the bottle must be mildly shaken to aggravate the assailant, then the mouth of the bottle should be placed up the anus of the willing participant with haste to ensure no escape can occur and left for a period of time until the bottle is “emptied”.
My mate Joe went to Corfu this year and got talked into trying “The friendly wasp” , he said he tried it just for fun
by Larry Longbottom December 22, 2025
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