Keith Ordan's definitions

butt curds

The residual balls of toilet paper that can be retrieved from your butt crack and underwear throughout the day after pooping.

Rebecca was a little off when we starting fucking and a bunch of my butt curds fell on her bed.

by Keith Ordan October 3, 2017

fudge-meloned

The act of titty fucking after anal intercourse.

I was so drunk on wine last night that I didn't even care when Jeremy fudge-meloned me.

by Keith Ordan March 10, 2017