Joseph Kahn's definitions

ampsterdam

A magical european city in which almost nothing is illegal and all of your wildest dreams come true.

"I went to ampsterdam last summer and got so high I missed my flight home."

by Joseph Kahn July 2, 2005

ozzy

to be so intoxicated that one takes on the unintelligable speach patterns of Ozzy Osborn.

John: "Hey, how are you doing?"

Ozzy: "Nowg thsa sall goodmn, all gudin her. handred fifydolars."

by Joseph Kahn July 2, 2005