Jordan VB's definitions

Textion

A question asked through a text message.

Hey, did you get my textion yesterday? I still don't know the answer!

by Jordan VB March 10, 2008

leanover

A small-sized hangover, usually comes with merely a mild headache, a vague fatigue, and little or no sense of regret and/or shame.

I didn't really drink that much last night, but I think I've got a leanover. Wtf!

by Jordan VB September 17, 2007

Mood Raping

Mood Raping (verb). To destroy the feeling of a conversation amongst two or more people, preferably in a staff meeting environment.

Karen's joke in the meeting was so unfunny, it was a mood raping.
When Karen decided to proclaim "I have herpes!" after the firm's partner excitedly announced she was pregnant, it was a mood raping.

by Jordan VB October 2, 2007

Cuntsplosion

1. An exploding vagina
2. An unfortunate event

Oh no!!! I had a cuntsplosion!!!

by Jordan VB January 10, 2008

Neighways

People that are neighbors through the subway.

You live on 86th? That's only 3 stops away from me! We're totally neighways!

by Jordan VB June 16, 2008

HINT

Opposite of FOMO. Abbreviation for Happy I'm Not There.

Oh you're with our friends at that bar I hate? Yeah...HINT.

by Jordan VB September 27, 2013