Johnny X.'s definitions

Westchester

Suburban tract of land where people identify a little too much with NYC, as they don't actually live there. Face it, no one in Manhattan cares if you lived in the Bronx until you were 3 years old and then moved to Serene Hills, NY or wherever.

Why didn't Bill just move to the Upper East Side? What the hell is up in Chappaquiddick that's so great?

by Johnny X. June 29, 2005

Yonkers

Moderately respectable city in Westchester NY. Many wiggers here think they are from the Bronx, much in the way all the Italian kids in Staten Island think they are from Brooklyn. In short, if all these outerboros fell off the face of the earth I don't think anyone in my neighborhood would honestly care.

OK, yes, parts of Yonkers are indeed ghetto, but I don't see why that's exactly something to brag about...

by Johnny X. June 29, 2005

Hell's Kitchen

Chill neighborhood on the West Side, where I was born and raised. Natives include Sylvester Stallone as well as the fictional Daredevil. Sadly, more and more snobs are moving in, gentrifying us into this so-called 'Clinton' neighborhood.

I have mad chill views of Jersey from my apartment, not that I would ever want to go to that suburban hellhole. Stay out of NY, Jay and Silent Bob!

by Johnny X. June 29, 2005

long island

Boringass suburbia, like New Jersey but more full of themselves and with less toxic waste. Long Island the island technically (and rightfully) includes the suburban hellholes known as Brooklyn and Queens which like to masquerade as part of NYC (ha!)

Yeah, right, like some Italian wigger who lives in some big house with a backyard in deadend Ozone Park lives in NYC...Hell will freeze over before anyone in Manhattan refers to Queens as the city!

by Johnny X. June 29, 2005

family guy

A hilarious cartoon that had 3 good seasons before they recently came back for a 4th with complete crap. Yes, Seth, we know you were supposed to be on one of the 9/11 planes, and we were all stunned and pissed on 11/2, just get over it and make good episodes...

"Blast who the devil do the teenagers like...Morgan Freemon!"

by Johnny X. July 18, 2008

Tim Robbins

A 6-foot, 6-inch giant of an actor who for some reason claims to be only 6-foot-4 and a half. Known for his low-key roles, as exemplified by great films such as The Shawshank Redemption, Jacob's Ladder, and Mystic River.

People like Tim Robbins are far better actors than liberal activists.

by Johnny X. June 29, 2005

Family Matters

1990s sitcom about a black family in Chicago that gradually became the Urkel Show.

Four words: "Did ah do that?"

by Johnny X. June 29, 2005