Johnny Johnothan's definitions

Lil Romeo

Bow Wow's arch-nemesis. Bubblegum rapper who sells records primarily because of his good looks. His songs aim towards young teenage girls. He is the son of rapper Master P. Recently dropped the "Lil" from his name and goes as simply Romeo.

Lol, Bow Wow and Lil Romeo are at it again.

by Johnny Johnothan August 6, 2006

Mike Jones

A rapper obessed with saying his name.

Random person: Hey, nigger, what's your name?

Mike Jones: Mike Jones, Mike Jones, Mike Jones

Random person: Ok, please be quiet now.

Mike Jones: Mike Jones, Mike Jones, Mike Jones, Mike Jones

*White guy beats the shit out of Mike Jones*

by Johnny Johnothan August 6, 2006

Murda Mook

A freestyle rapper who recycles many of his lines from other battles.

Murda Mook: "You was better of signin' up with them Al Khada guys/Cuz goin against me is fuckin suicide"

John: "I swear I heard you say that in ya last 2 battles, Mook!"

by Johnny Johnothan August 6, 2006

Cassidy

A mainstream and freestyle rapper from Philadelphia signed to Full Surface Records. He gained much of his fame from murdering Roc-A-Fell Rapper Freeway in a freestyle battle. His debut and sophomore albums, Split Personality and I'm A Hustla respectively went gold. He is widely considered as the best freestyler since the late Big L.

George: Cassidy is the illest freestyler in the game right now.

Tom: Ya, that boy Cass is a problem.

by Johnny Johnothan August 6, 2006

Petey Pablo

Worst. Rapper. Ever.

John: Petey Pablo sucks

Tim: Word

by Johnny Johnothan August 14, 2006

Jae Millz

Freestyle battle rapper who appeared on MTV's Making The Band in 2003. He battled Elliot Ness and earned P. Diddy'd respect. Is one of the best battle rappers right now.

George: Did you see that Jae Millz battle?

James: Yeah, Millz murdered that dude.

by Johnny Johnothan August 15, 2006

Kanye West

A very talented, Grammy Award-winning rapper/producer. Has done production for several successful artists. Alot of people criticize him because he addresses real issues in today's society that most are too scared to discuss. He makes thought-provoking music, unlike most rap artists today, he goes beyond cash and hoes.

Jimmy: Did you hear that new Kanye West song today?

John: Yeah, man, that beat was dope and he was spittin some real shit.

by Johnny Johnothan August 15, 2006