John Conde's definitions

Monster Mop

A female you keep around to clean up all your bullshit messes. She won't mind.

I fucked up again luckily my monster mop is still in the mix.

by John Conde June 19, 2023

Kansas City Bopper

It is a sexual position that is so difficult too explain, just imagine how difficult it is to do. Its so difficult that it. Has reach mythological status and most people doubt its existance entirely.

I told my boy i was doin the kansas city bopper to this chick and he just cut me off mid story like " Just stop it, nobody even knows if the kansas city bopper exists, its like the phantom of the opera a myth"

by John Conde June 19, 2023

Teridactle

An really old chick thats kind of fly

Damn that bitch look old, but she still a teridactle tho.

by John Conde June 19, 2023

Rogue Wave

A chick who comes outa nowhere to prevent her friend from hooking up with you.

I was this close to getting that chick to come back to the crib and I got hit by a rogue wave.

by John Conde June 19, 2023

Skidozered

Curious powders have bulldozed your judgement and left your decision making in shables.

George did up a whole 8 ball on the solo tip and was so skidozered that he missed his own birthday party.

by John Conde May 2, 2023

Mississippi Mudslide

Its when you are wearing shorts and you crap your pants or your shorts I should say.

Henry was bewildered by his own Mississippi Mudslide on hole #9 of the golf course.

by John Conde May 2, 2023

Scissor Serve

To to scissor serve somebody they must give you money expecting a certain product in return.

you take their money and and whatever product you purchase you keep half of it for yourself and give the purchaser the other half acting as if it was whole and no foul play had occured.

I give this dude 40 bucks for an eigth and he comes back with 2 grams like thats what was given, motherfucker tried to scissor serve me.

by John Conde May 2, 2023