Joey Provalone's definitions

ump

A result of an unintentional bowel movement. A single pebble of feces resembling the texture of popcorn shrimp.

While getting blown I accidentally bounced an ump off her chin.

by Joey Provalone January 24, 2003

Baloon Knot

Slang: synonomous with asshole. Mainly because a normal tight sphincter resembles the inside of a knot made on a baloon.

Hey ... last night I popped her right in the baloon knot.

by Joey Provalone January 24, 2003

Flickin' the bean

Term to describe female masturbation.

Hey dude ... I walked in on Susan lst night and she was lying on the couch flickin' the bean.

by Joey Provalone January 24, 2003