Joe Bone's definitions

chop

In poker, to split the pot when two players have identical hands. Sometimes agreed to voluntarily by the big and small blind when there are no other bettors. Also used when two or more players agree to split the prize money at the end of a poker tournament.

Player 1: "Chop?"
Player 2: "Sure."

by Joe Bone April 11, 2005

blotch

Wet flatulence, or the mark thereof in one's underwear. Unexpectedly or accidentally emitting liquid or solids with the gas. (Similar to skidmark, which may also relate to poor wiping technique.)

Dad: <wet farting sound> "Uh oh."
Joe: "Did you get any on you?"
Dad: "Yes, I believe I may have blotched."

by Joe Bone April 11, 2005

buttfuck

To light one's cigarette off of another's lit cigarette.

Fraternity boy 1: "How about a buttfuck?"
Fraternity boy 2: "Sure."

by Joe Bone April 11, 2005

hunny bee

or honey bee-- a black $100 casino chip; may also refer to a $100 bill.

"Gimme a coupla those hunny bees my man."

by Joe Bone April 12, 2005

hit the felt

1. To gamble, generally at a table game in a casino.

2. To pass out at said table game.

1. "Yee-ha Vegas! Let's hit the felt!"

2. "After drinking Cuervo all day, that bitch hit the felt and had to be dragged back to her room."

by Joe Bone April 12, 2005

unabomber

also refers to young poker star Phil Laak, who has appeared on World Poker Tour, for his uncanny resemblance to the early composite sketches of the real Unabomber.

The unabomber rolled on the floor like an assclown after winning a big pot.

by Joe Bone April 13, 2005

Chicago-style pizza

Sometimes called deep-dish or pan pizza, an excellent type of pizza originating in Chicago in the early 1940s. Now often misdescribed as "thick crust", the pizza generally has a thin or medium crust made of flour and cornmeal, upon which is laid a thick layer of cheese, with tomato sauce or crushed tomatoes on top. It is available all over the world, although the authenticity is questionable outside of Chicago.

Interestingly, many prominent Chicagoland pizzerias serve only thin pizza (i.e. not Chicago-style) which is also very popular if not moreso among Chicagoans. Some area pizza parlors offer both styles, apparently to cater to out-of-town rubes who want to try Chicago-style.

"I ate a Chicago-style pizza in London and my anus hasn't been right since."

"My grandfather ate Chicago-style pizza at Pizzeria Uno in 1945. He is dead now."

by Joe Bone April 17, 2005