Jlcb 's definitions

Door Pants

A pair of pants left at your front door in the event a delivery person, etc. shows up at your house and you're walking around your home naked.

While I was home from work today relaxing in my birthday suit. I got a knock at the door. I'm so glad I keep a pair of door pants by the front door or I would have missed my monthly wine delivery!

by Jlcb December 21, 2018

gift thrusting

The act of thrusting hips with a gift attached to the genital area

Louie enjoys gift thrusting all the ladies at Christmas parties!

by Jlcb December 21, 2018