Jesus Molester's definitions

Garfing

It is when you bake a cake for you hamster prostitute while ejaculating inside of your birthmother

O wow look at Alexander garfing in the tree.

by Jesus Molester June 5, 2019

Shizzling

It is when you shimmy on top of your pterodactyl while sizzling in a burning pan with grease.

I stubbed my toe while shizzling

by Jesus Molester June 5, 2019

quackensfinger

An immediate shock when you have had a previous interaction with an animal that happens to quack, you feel the saliva slithering through your fingers.

I love the feeling of quackensfinger

by Jesus Molester June 5, 2019