Jared Carpenter's definitions

Excrephobia

Fear of excretion involving but not limited too: The fear of pissing forever or passing a kidney stone, farting with a suprise terd, crapping and finding out your intestines came with it.

Livingston has bad Excrephobia... always worried that there will be a bloody mess after he craps.

by Jared Carpenter August 28, 2005

Frost eyed

A skank, a girl who gets cream all over her face on a daily basis.

youze a skanky smelly ass frost eyed having ass motha fuckah.

by Jared Carpenter August 29, 2005

Ong-Bak

The best thing ever made. It can not get any better than how it is.

That girl is Ong-Bak

by Jared Carpenter February 19, 2005

Ong-Bak

To describe anything that is perfect; wich must have tonya ja in it. To kick someones ass with a flawless victory.

stfu before i get ong-bak on you

by Jared Carpenter February 19, 2005