Jamie Hartzell's definitions

Cold-cocked

The act of putting your clock or penis in the refrigerator then slapping your girlfriend in the face with it.

Ordin said he was going to get something to drink from the fridge and came back and cold-cocked me.

by Jamie Hartzell August 18, 2018

Push hole

Someone who is part pushover and part asshole

Brian can be such a push hole, she is a pushover one minute then an asshole the next

by Jamie Hartzell May 31, 2018

Irregular-titty

The act of attempting to pronounce the word "irregularity" but says "irregular-titty"

"The doctor said Brian has an irregular-titty with his heartbeat."

by Jamie Hartzell June 21, 2019