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To "Keyser Söze it", means using your quick thinking, and using your witty lying abilities having no lawler present , and possibly using your “YouTube law degree” to craft a convincing, deceptive story during a police interrogation, all while staying innocent and ultimately getting away scot-free. It’s that clever blend of deception and quick wit, brilliant storytelling skills, never remaining silent, always answering all their questions, just like in the plot of the film! The usual suspects were Kevin Spacy character who's is integrated by the police and manages to really play the police and walks away a free man.
Lee: How’d it go? In the Police station the other day?
Frank: I spun the best lies, answered every question like a pro, and walked out a free man.
Lee: No way! You Keyser Söze it , lol ?
Frank: I spun the best lies, answered every question like a pro, and walked out a free man.
Lee: No way! You Keyser Söze it , lol ?
by Jamie Cheese October 29, 2025
Get the Keyser Söze it mug.A "YouTube" law degree: The unofficial certification earned by binge-watching criminal law tutorials on YouTube, enabling one to confidently handle police interrogations where ever being in the street or police station without a lawyer."
I got pulled over by the police the other day, and they had to let me go once they realized I had a YouTube law degree, so they couldn’t do anything. And they had to let me go lol.
by Jamie Cheese November 2, 2025
Get the YouTube law degree mug."Park Anywhere Lights": A humorous term for using the hazard lights—featuring a triangle-shaped symbol on the button in the center of the vehicle console—to temporarily park in restricted zones, like double yellow lines. This is often done to quickly drop someone off, run a brief errand, or deliver something, with the expectation of swiftly leaving before authorities arrive.
Frank: Alright, Lee, I’ll just drop you off here real quick.
Lee: But Frank, you can’t park here! It’s double yellow lines!
Frank: No worries, I my used "The park anywhere lights "!
Lee: LOL, I don’t think that works like that, Frank.
Police Officer: Excuse me, sir, do you realize you’re parked illegally?
Frank: Oh, sorry officer, I thought my car was overheating, so I had to pull over and put the hazards on. Seems fine now!
Police Officer: Uh-huh, well, just be careful next time.
Frank: Absolutely, officer! Thanks for head up.
Frank drives away, grinning and laughing to himself.
Lee: But Frank, you can’t park here! It’s double yellow lines!
Frank: No worries, I my used "The park anywhere lights "!
Lee: LOL, I don’t think that works like that, Frank.
Police Officer: Excuse me, sir, do you realize you’re parked illegally?
Frank: Oh, sorry officer, I thought my car was overheating, so I had to pull over and put the hazards on. Seems fine now!
Police Officer: Uh-huh, well, just be careful next time.
Frank: Absolutely, officer! Thanks for head up.
Frank drives away, grinning and laughing to himself.
by Jamie Cheese November 4, 2025
Get the Park Anywhere Lights mug.Vlogprovoker: A content creator, such as a YouTuber, TikToker, auditor, or online prankster, who films individuals in public spaces without consent, aiming to provoke conflict for the sake of views and engagement. This behavior often leads to misunderstandings, legal issues, and potential physical harm, as those filmed may react defensively, believing their rights are being violated.
Frank: "Hey Lee, did you catch that video on YouTube of Charlie Veitch that Vlogprovoker and his bodyguard ? You know, the one where he kicked and slaps that bloke that got really pissed off for filming him and came after him looking like he was going to stab him ?
Lee:"Yeah, I saw that! It was really good; I couldn’t stop watching it. I must've watched it over ten times! It went proper viral. That Charlie Veitch, he's such a vlog provoker, isn’t he LOL?"
Lee:"Yeah, I saw that! It was really good; I couldn’t stop watching it. I must've watched it over ten times! It went proper viral. That Charlie Veitch, he's such a vlog provoker, isn’t he LOL?"
by Jamie Cheese November 5, 2025
Get the Vlogprovoker mug.An "AI ninja" is someone who masters the true power potential of Artificial Intelligence apps" with precision, almost like a real ninja martialist black belt holder. They know how to navigate AI’s capabilities, solve problems, and create wealth, communicate effortlessly with the opposite sex, destroy any enemies, deal with the authorities, tell the best jokes, have the best humor. All they need is a smartphone and internet connection. They gain borderline godlike powers. It's like all human history: geniuses, prodigies all in one bit, like jobe from lawnmower man Stephen Hawking's movie where a simpleton
It is used like a human guinea pig and forced to feed powerful nootropic drugs and VR learning programs 24/7 and gains godlike powers almost overnight.
It is used like a human guinea pig and forced to feed powerful nootropic drugs and VR learning programs 24/7 and gains godlike powers almost overnight.
Frank: Hey, Lee! You won't believe what I saw Mike the other day! He was driving a Bugatti Veyron! Around town with a hot OF blonde girl in the passenger seat. And get this, he's got a mansion now too.
Lee: Really? Mike? Really, shut up Frank. Last time I spoke to him he was working at Maccy Dees and living with his mother basement. LOL. You're winding me up big time. He's always been a loser, degenerate.
Frank: I know, Lee! Apparently learned to use this thing called AI apps on his smartphone — it's the new Bitcoin sort of, a get rich overnight scheme that really works like magic .
Lee: WFT? It can't be that easy, can it mate? LOL?
Frank: I'm going to try it. Hope I don't get scammed. Sounds too good to be true — where's the catch LOL?
Lee: Bruv… watch. Next week we both gonna come back millionaires saying I'm a a AI Ninja like mike to happy days..
Frank: If it gets me a Bugatti and a blonde, OF Girl and a million pounds I'm in LOL
Lee: Me to Bruv I'm on it like a car bonnet .
Lee: Really? Mike? Really, shut up Frank. Last time I spoke to him he was working at Maccy Dees and living with his mother basement. LOL. You're winding me up big time. He's always been a loser, degenerate.
Frank: I know, Lee! Apparently learned to use this thing called AI apps on his smartphone — it's the new Bitcoin sort of, a get rich overnight scheme that really works like magic .
Lee: WFT? It can't be that easy, can it mate? LOL?
Frank: I'm going to try it. Hope I don't get scammed. Sounds too good to be true — where's the catch LOL?
Lee: Bruv… watch. Next week we both gonna come back millionaires saying I'm a a AI Ninja like mike to happy days..
Frank: If it gets me a Bugatti and a blonde, OF Girl and a million pounds I'm in LOL
Lee: Me to Bruv I'm on it like a car bonnet .
by Jamie Cheese November 6, 2025
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A term describing a portion of the generation born in the early 2000s, characterized by a tendency to get easily offended both online and in public — including at work — over normal jokes, everyday conversations, TV programs, comedy shows, and even fairytales.
While not all members of this generation behave this way, a noticeable majority tend to avoid traditional work ethics, expecting quick promotions with minimal experience and then dodging responsibilities.
Additionally, this generation often shows a laid-back approach by preferring to watch others play games or react to content rather than engaging directly themselves. It’s a reflection of their laid-back, sometimes “lazy” nature when it comes to hands-on activities..
A term describing a portion of the generation born in the early 2000s, characterized by a tendency to get easily offended both online and in public — including at work — over normal jokes, everyday conversations, TV programs, comedy shows, and even fairytales.
While not all members of this generation behave this way, a noticeable majority tend to avoid traditional work ethics, expecting quick promotions with minimal experience and then dodging responsibilities.
Additionally, this generation often shows a laid-back approach by preferring to watch others play games or react to content rather than engaging directly themselves. It’s a reflection of their laid-back, sometimes “lazy” nature when it comes to hands-on activities..
Frank: So, here comes the new lad, straight out of school and ready to take over the place. LOL.
Lee: Yeah, I heard he thinks he’s the boss already. Should be interesting.
Frank: Oh, really? We’ll see about that.
Lee: Frank, I told him this coffee was so strong it could wake the dead, and he ran off crying and didn’t do any work for hours. LOL.
Frank: Really, we’ve got no hope for this next generation. I’m going to name them… GenLazeOffendsZ .
Lee: LOL.
Lee: Yeah, I heard he thinks he’s the boss already. Should be interesting.
Frank: Oh, really? We’ll see about that.
Lee: Frank, I told him this coffee was so strong it could wake the dead, and he ran off crying and didn’t do any work for hours. LOL.
Frank: Really, we’ve got no hope for this next generation. I’m going to name them… GenLazeOffendsZ .
Lee: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese November 11, 2025
Get the GenLazeOffendsZ mug.Crash for cash: A new criminal trend where individuals stage accidents, either involving themselves or innocent bystanders, to fraudulently claim insurance money. This behavior not only endangers lives and violates highway regulations, but also drives up insurance prices Often, criminals either target innocent people or get paid by others to stage collisions, enabling them to claim insurance payouts and receive courtesy cars, effectively having their vehicles written off for profit along with high medical claims payouts for medical injuries.
Frank: Lee, I was, driving in London, and this bloke just pulls out and slams his brakes on for no reason. I went straight into the back of him! , there was nothing in front of him! I don’t get it.
Lee: Ah, mate, sounds like one of them Crash for cash scammers. probably trying to get a cheeky insurance payout!
Frank: Yeah, you might be right. That geezer did look a bit dodgy. Great, I’m going to lose my no-claims bonus. Not happy about this Crash for cash geezer. Next time I see him I'm going to batter him.
Lee:LOL.
Lee: Ah, mate, sounds like one of them Crash for cash scammers. probably trying to get a cheeky insurance payout!
Frank: Yeah, you might be right. That geezer did look a bit dodgy. Great, I’m going to lose my no-claims bonus. Not happy about this Crash for cash geezer. Next time I see him I'm going to batter him.
Lee:LOL.
by Jamie Cheese November 11, 2025
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